[nilesfunnies] Fw: It was spring in the old west.

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked
trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse
went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in
the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to
shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot --
I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any
three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he
was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd
like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here
horse I'm riding." The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to
the bunk house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse
around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunkhouse. He
dismounted on the run and went straight inside!
to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark
Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down
his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I was riding the
mare!"



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