[nilesfunnies] Fw: Jokes of the day

Jokes of the day

Baywatch
Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.

Bear and Toilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh!

Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!
Q: What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
A: They became Flatman and Ribbon!

Britney vs Stereo
Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?
A. They both have big woofers.

Britney Watches the Birdie
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin
said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
Q: What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?
A: Icey dead people.

Captain Hook's Death
Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!

Beethoven's Chicken
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."



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