[nilesfunnies] Fw: A man suffered a serious heart attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had
health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The
nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I
only have a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun got a little perturbed
and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."


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