[nilesfunnies] Fw: One morning while she was making breakfast

One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on the butt and said, ''If you firmed this up,
we could get rid of your control top tights.''

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said ''You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra.''

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, ''You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man and your brother.


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