[nilesfunnies] Fw: The phone call

The phone call
(((ring-g-g-g-g)))

(((ring-g-g-g-g)))

***pick up***

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,

"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone,
run upstairs and knock
on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's
car's just pulled up outside the house & then come back to the
phone."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did
what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying
out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead
too."

***long pause***

***more pause****

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? - Is this 764-2357?"



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