[nilesfunnies] Heaven

An old man died and went to heaven. A few days later Jesus comes across him,
looking rather lost and sad.

JESUS: What's the matter?

OLD MAN: I'm looking for my son.I'm sure he must be here somewhere, but I can't find him.

JESUS: What does he look like?

OLD MAN: Well, I would always know him again, because of the holes in his hands and feet.

JESUS (throwing his arms round him): Father!

OLD MAN: Pinocchio!