[nilesfunnies] Santa Baby

Santa Baby
Santa baby,
Please leave a router under the tree
For me
I want ADSL
Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby,
A microfiltered cable or two
Will do
Plug it in for me, dear
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Get me soaps and I'll be pissed
Think of all the downloads that I will've missed
At least get me a DVD
From off my Amazon wish list

Santa baby,
A new laptop would really be hot
I've got
A wireless LAN installed here
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey,
A digicam that does AVI
And buy
Compact Flash or I'll whine
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie,
Please drop me off a new mobile phone
To own
A 3G one'll be fine
Santa cutie,
We'll even set the outside night-light

Fairy lights of every hue
Tacky flashing reindeer bought at B&Q
Beware of these; they're just to tease
The pikeys want to kidnap you

Santa baby,
Your credit limit's over again
And when
Your Barclaycard bill is due
Santa baby,
Just block the letterbox up quite tight
Block your letterbox up tonight
Hurry...alright?