[nilesfunnies] Xmas

Father christmas' sledge breaks down on christmas eve.

He flags down a passing motorist and asks "can you help me fix my sledge?"

"sorry mate," the motorist replies.

"I'm a not a mechanic, i'm a chiropodist."

"Well in that case can you can give me a toe ?"


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