[nilesfunnies] Bush

George Bush could not sleep one night. The ghost of George Washington
appeared to him. "What should I do for the good of the American people ?
" Bush asked. "Always tell the truth" replied the first president. Next,
the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared. "What shall I do for the
American people ?" asked Bush. "Set them free, cut taxes, trust them"
replied Jefferson. Next appeared the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "What
shall I do for the American people ?" asked Bush. "Go to the theatre..."
replied Abe.



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