nilesfunnies

Monday, January 31, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Bloke driving along breaks down and walks to nearest building for help.



Bloke driving along breaks down and walks to nearest building for help.
This happens to be a monastery and the brothers invite him to supper while
he waits.

After supper the monks one by one shout out numbers to which the reply is
varying degrees of snorting/tittering/laughter.

The bloke becomes puzzled by this and a little annoyed thinking that maybe
the monks are taking the piss.

Eventually he asks brother Thomas what is going on. Thomas explains that
they have been here so long that they know every joke by heart and to save
time they just call out the assigned no. and to prove the point asks the
bloke if he would like a go.

OK he says and shouts out 126 at which point the brothers start rolling
around on the floor laughing fit to burst.

Wow says bloke to Thomas that must be a really good one.No replies thomas
they have not heard it before.


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