[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Chief Rabbi paying a visit to the Pope

The Chief Rabbi paying a visit to the Pope sees a red telephone under a
glass cover on a pillar in the Pope's office. "What," he asks, "is that?"
"Oh, the hotline to God." says the pope. The Rabbi asks if he could use
it as a word with the boos would be useful at this point and is allowed
to. When the call is finished the Pope asks for €250 which he is duly
paid.

Some time later the Pope returns the visit to the Rabbi in Jerusalem and
likewise notices a red phone which he is told is the Rabbi's hotline to
God. He too makes a call and has a good long natter at the end of which
the Rabbi asks him for five shekels for the cost of the call.

"Five shekels!" cries the Pope. "Why so cheap?" "Ah," says the Rabbi,
"you see from here it's only a local call."











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