[nilesfunnies] Fw: Different opinions

Wiremu, a New Zealander, landed at Heathrow to watch the All Blacks and
was not feeling well. So he decided to see a Doctor.
"Hey Doc, I don't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The Doctor gave him a through examination and informed Wiremu that he had
prostate problems, and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way Doc" replied Wiremu " I'm getting a second opinion ey!"
The second Pommy Doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised
him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused treatment.
Wiremu was devastated but, with only hours to go before the All Blacks
opening game he found an ex pat Kiwi Doctor and decided to get a last
opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi Doctor examined him and said " Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness
ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu - hoping for a different
answer.
"Wull, Wiremu" said the Kiwi Doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off y'r
balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, those Pommy bastards wanted to
take my test tickets off me!"



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