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Saturday, January 15, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Dubya - again


Dubya - again
According to a magazine I have here, apparently a bit of time travel has
been taking place.

It seems Dubya was in an airport lobby and saw this old gent in a long,
white, flowing robe and sporting a long, white, flowing beard.

The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other
arm. Dubya approached him and asked, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored
Dubya and stared at the ceiling.

Dubya positioned himself more directly in front of the man and asked
again, "Aren't you Moses?" Again, the man ignored him and continued
staring at the ceiling. Dubya tugged at his sleeve and asked again,
"Aren't you Moses?"

The man finally responded, in an irritated voice, "Yes I am". Dubya asked
him why he'd not answered the previous times he'd asked.

The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush, I ended up stuck in a
desert for 40 Years!"


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