nilesfunnies

Monday, January 24, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Some men ...


On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter: In his highly aroused
state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time
they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute
way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state: Over the next few minutes, he explained that his
company had gone through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had
been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook that showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
stock certificates issued by the bank, which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank.

She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these
holdings were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.....



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