[nilesfunnies] Texan

A Texan friend of mine was on a business trip in China, browsing through a
department store in Beijing when a staff member approached him.

"Excuse me, sir, are you American?"

"Why yes, yes I am."

"What state are you from?"

"Texas," my friend proudly exclaimed.

Disappointed, the clerk said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I was hoping to find someone
to help me with my English."


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