[nilesfunnies] Fw: Adultery

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He
goes to a rifle shop, and asks the assistant to show him a scope.

The assistant takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so
good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a
look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the assistant. "I see a naked man and a naked
woman running around in the house", the man replies.

The assistant grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then
he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give
you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off".

The man takes another look through the scope, gives a bullet back the man
and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one.


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