[nilesfunnies] Fw: How to catch a Polar Bear

How to catch a Polar Bear
1) Cut a hole in the ice

2) Sprinkle the contents of a packet of frozen peas around the hole

3) When the bear comes along for a pea, kick him in the icehole.

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I saw one once - he was insanely happy some days and was the life and
soul of the party. On other days he would sit around completely depressed,
contemplating the demise of civilisation and everything he valued.
I think he must have been a bipolar bear.

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