nilesfunnies

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Man breaks down miles from anywhere




Man breaks down miles from anywhere
Sets out walking and comes across a monastery.
knocks on door and is let in by the head monk, man asks if he can use
phone, "No sir we don't have a phone", well can you put me up for the
night. "Okay sir, you can have the spare room for the night.
Anyway he goes early to bed but there is lots of laughing, shouting
and yelling going on till very late. He puts up with it till 2am then
desperate to get some sleep he goes to the top of the stairs and
shouts down
"What on earth is all the shouting about"
monk shouts back up "Sorry sire but you see we are holding a monks
Ball"
"Well, bloody well let go of it then!" shouts back the man.



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