[nilesfunnies] Fw: Man breaks down miles from anywhere, in China

Man breaks down miles from anywhere, in China
Walks until he comes to a lonely house, knocks on the door and old
china man answers. Man asks if he can stop the night. Old chinaman
says he can, but he will have to sleep with his daughter, but he is
not to touch her.

man agrees readily, he just wants to sleep.
Anyway man goes to bed sees daughter on other side of bed, as soon as
his head touches the pillow he is asleep.
In the middle of the night he is woken by the young daughter feeling
him all over and somewhat refreshed he thinks, well she isn't going
to complain to her father, he'll never know. So man and daughter make
wonderful love, they then go back to sleep.

Man wakes in morning, feeling great, but there is a block of concrete
on his chest, on concrete there is a sign "First ancient Chinese
torture - Heavy weight on chest"

Man thinks nothing of it and throws concrete out of window, whereupon
it rolls over and he sees second sign "Second ancient chinese torture
- Heavy weight tied to left testicle" Man shrugs and dives out
through window where he sees third sign "Third ancient chinese
torture - Right testicle tied to bedpost"




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