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Monday, February 07, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Things Women Never Say (I wonder why...?)



1) I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

2) You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.

3) My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.

4) Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping on the damp patch.

5) I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I still want
you right now!

6) That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porn
movies again?

7) I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby-sitter Tracy.

8) The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner
on Friday.

9) Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.

10) That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over
and talk to her.

11) I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

12) I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a
wonderful Valentine's Day gift!

13) Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.

14) I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?

15) I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it
again.

16) Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You
passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

17) You are so much smarter than my father.

18) If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Match of
the Day.





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