nilesfunnies

Sunday, February 20, 2005

[nilesfunnies] The last drink....


A little guy is sitting at a local bar just staring at his drink for
half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver sits down next to
him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy
starts crying.

"Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck
driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying!"

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.

"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you
show up and drink the darn poison!"




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