[nilesfunnies] Fw: The four conditions

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The four conditions

The day arrived in the Vatican for the Pope's annual physical - and the
Holy See were dismayed to hear he'd been diagnosed with a rare form of
testicular cancer. A genito-urinary specialist was called and, after
examination, told him the only cure is to have sex. After some thought,
the Pope licked his dry lips and spoke. 'I agree,' he says. 'But under
four conditions.' As an uproar broke out, a single voice cried out from
the hubbub: 'And what are these conditions?' The room stilled. There was a
long pause, before the Pope croaked, almost inaudibly: 'First, the girl
must be blind, so she cannot see who I am.' The cardinals nodded. 'Second,
she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear who I am. And third she must be
dumb so that if somehow identifies me, she can tell no one.' There was
another pregnant pause. 'And the fourth condition?' a Cardinal piped up.
The Pope grinned. 'Big tits'

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