[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Irish Wedding

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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition
going, everyone got drunk and the bride and groom's families had a
storming row and started wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the crap out of each other, the Police were called in to break
up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court.

The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings
silence with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"

The court room goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and say's.
"Judge... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened."

The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand.

Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional
in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the
Bride.

The Judge says," OK".

"Well," said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the
music kept going and I was dancing to the third song...when all of a
sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride
an unmerciful kick in her privates."

The Judge instantly responded, "God... that must have hurt!"

Paddy replies; "HURT!!... he broke three of my feckin fingers"

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