[nilesfunnies] Fw: The pilot

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The pilot
Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 abruptly stopped, turned around
and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took
off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What,
exactly was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant "It took us a while to find a new pilot."

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