[nilesfunnies] Fw: Sudan 1 cancer/food scare

Sudan 1 cancer/food scare

man walks up to a 24/7 garage/shop and approaches the counter...

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
C: Hamburger Relish?
SK: Cancer scare
C: Sausage and Mash?
SK: Cancer scare
C: Cottage Pie?
SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
C: So they're all off the shelves because of a
cancer scare?
SK: Yup.
C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of
fags then.
SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

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