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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Blonde in a Casino...


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed..

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers
stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What
did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."