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The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast
into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into
the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me
for staying out so late!
"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam
the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water,
then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the
closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her
on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like
she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!!

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