[nilesfunnies] Fw: You're right. Here goes.

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An old gent is sitting on a park bench enjoying the
spring sunshine, when a little girl with her curly-tailed
dog come sauntering past.

"Hello" says the little girl, stopping in front of the
bench.

"Hello, little girl", replies the old gent, "What's your
name?"

"My name's Marie. I'm named after my grandmother."

"What a charming name. And what a lovely pink dress you are
wearing!"

"Yes, it is pretty, isn't it? My mother says that pink
really suits my colouring."

"She's right - it does. And what is your little dog
called?"

"He's called Piggy."

"Is that because of his dear little curly tail?"

"No. It's because he fucks pigs."