[nilesfunnies] Harry Potter's wang
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"wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an'
everything
forward to.
wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she
was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long,
swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
inches. "
raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty
air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework,
throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had
still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the
troll's nostrils.
covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the
dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying,
but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his
mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and
he didn't want to... or did he?
of his wang
substance with its tip.
struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left
hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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| ... but that was before they devalued the word
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