[nilesfunnies] hotel fire

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Hotel manager: Sir, I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave this
hotel at once. You came in drunk last night and set the bed on fire with a
cigarette.

Customer: You are quite wrong! Not only was I stone cold sober, but the bed
was already on fire when I got into it!

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