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Friday, May 13, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Church

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A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you, we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl
(who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mommy, what is butt dust?"

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| ... but that was before they devalued the word
www.niles.org.uk | Tom Lehrer