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Saturday, May 07, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Directions

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Directions
1. Start at Newcastle Airport.

2. Catch flight from Newcastle to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

13. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 miles

14. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

15. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

16. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for
7.8 miles

17. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
miles

18. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
1.7 miles

19. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles

20. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f*****g Amarillo!!!!!!!!

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