[nilesfunnies] Fw: Doctor

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"Doctor, doctor, please kiss me" says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of medical
ethics" says the Doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please kiss me
just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't " he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, Please kiss
me!"

"Look" says the doctor," it's out of the question. In fact,
I probably shouldn't even be shagging you."