[nilesfunnies] Fw: Feeling needled

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Overtaking a speeding car on the motorway, the policeman was amazed to
look inside and see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.

He wound down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"