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Friday, May 06, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: It's said this is how yodelling began...

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It's said this is how yodelling began...
(Silly...) :-)

Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of
Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went
up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and
asked her father, "Who's that man going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow travelling through," said the farmer. "He needs a
place to stay for the night, so I said he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he's hungry." So she prepared him a plate of
food and took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter
returned, her clothing dishevelled and straw in her hair. Straight up to
bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps
the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the
barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew,
her blouse buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also
headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on
his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke
into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried.
"We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking
for the man who, by now, was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with
my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to
his mouth, and yelled out,

"LAIDTHEOLELADEETOO."

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