[nilesfunnies] Fw: Try, and try again.

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A company of three Nuns consisting of two Novices and their Sister Tutor
were lost in the desert for some days and their meagre supplies of food
and water were long since exhausted.

After spending an uncomfortable night, the novices became reconciled to
almost certain death unless of course a miracle occurred. When they
imparted their views to the Sister she remonstrated with them and appeared
shocked at their lack of faith.

"My children I will show you how we shall survive" she said, "I have
hidden inside my knickers a bag of flour, all we have to do is to pass
some water onto the flour and the sun will bake the result into bread"

Her Novices expressed an element of doubt that they might produce water on
account of the fact that they had not partaken of any liquid for some
while. As one whispered to the other "She must be bloody joking!"

"My children it is I who am the keeper of the faith" said the Sister, "
Please try now and pass some water and while each girl is trying the
others will pray!"

The first Novice lowered her drawers and crouched over the heap of flour
balancing precariously. She tried her best and after some while a single
drop was produced.

The second managed but two drops.

"Well my children as usual it is I who must succeed!" said the Sister.

She crouched over the flour and her determination was evident as the veins
stood out on her forehead.
A small trickle of blood ran down her chin as she bit her lip in pursuance
of her endeavour.

Quite suddenly she let go a tremendous fart that blew all the flour away.
The two Novices then pissed themselves laughing!

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