[nilesfunnies] Fw: The Amazing Italian

The Amazing Italian
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.

A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top,
in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing
next to it was an old Italian.

Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male
member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd
erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their
shoulders.

Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found
the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The
Amazing Italian".

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still
doing his act!

He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This
time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the
table.

The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and
smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The
crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the
show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know
something.

I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the
switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."

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