[nilesfunnies] Fw: Blonde

Sandy was really smart for a blonde. So when she wanted to go ice
fishing, she bought all the right kit, watched a video on how to do
it, and chose a real cold day.

So she cuts a hole, baits the line and sits back on the ice. Suddenly
from on high a voice booms out "THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!" .Well, it's
true, no fish at all, so Sandy moves to another spot on the ice.

Again, a voice from on high booms out "THERE ARE NO FISH HERE!" and
again, no fish, so she moves on.

As she cuts the next hole the voice comes again "THERE ARE NO FISH
HERE!" - she says timidly "Is that you, God?"

"NO," booms the voice "I JUST MANAGE THE ICE RINK!"