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Friday, June 03, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Body parts

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Body parts
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your
body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said "I think it is your hands"
"Why do you think it is your hands Suzy?"
Suzy replied "Because when you pray you hold your hands together in front
of you and God just takes your hands first"
"What a lovely answer!", the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Sister, I think it is your feet"
The nun looked at him strangely and said "Little Johnny, why do you think
it would be your feet?"
Johnny said "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other
night, Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying "Oh
God I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down we'd have lost her"

The Nun fainted