[nilesfunnies] Fw: The pig with the wooden leg

The pig with the wooden leg
A man was passing by a farm, when he saw a pig with a wooden leg. He
stopped to talk to the farmer:

man: I noticed you have a pig with a wooden leg, how come?

farmer: aw! that pig! well he's been very good to us. Once we had a fire
in the house, and he came in, and pulled us all out to
safety..fantastic pig that is..

man: yes, but that doesn't answer the question. Why does he have a wooden
leg?

farmer: well, only last week, my daughter fell in the river, and the pig
jumped in to reascue her. It's a fantastic pig that is...

man: yes, but please tell me..WHY does he have a wooden leg???

farmer: with a pig like that, you wouldn't want to eat it all at once
would you?