[nilesfunnies] Fw: The wife phones hubby at work

The wife phones hubby at work, he really doesn't want to discuss buying
anything or visiting any in-laws.

"I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today, can we chat when I
get home?"

She replies: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

He retorts: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the
good news, OK?"

She replies: "Well, the air bag works..."