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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

[nilesfunnies] ten


Man goes to doctor for examination:

Doctor: "It's bad news, I'm afraid - you have only a short time left
to live".

Man: "My God, that's awful, how long have I got exactly?"

Doctor: "Ten"

Man: "That tells me nothing - is that ten months, ten weeks, or
what?"

Doctor: "Nine".

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