[nilesfunnies] ten
Man goes to doctor for examination:
Doctor: "It's bad news, I'm afraid - you have only a short time left
to live".
Man: "My God, that's awful, how long have I got exactly?"
Doctor: "Ten"
Man: "That tells me nothing - is that ten months, ten weeks, or
what?"
Doctor: "Nine".
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