[nilesfunnies] Fw: Elephant books
Elephant books
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
The French book: The Sex Life Of The Elephant
or: 1000 Ways To Cook Elephant
The English book: Elephants I Have Shot On Safari
The Welsh book: The Elephant And Its Influence On Welsh Language And
Culture
or: Oes Ysgol Tocynnau Eleffant Llanfairpwll Nhadau Coeden
The American book: How To Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book: How To Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book: How To Sell Elephants For A Lot Of Money
The Finnish book: What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People?
The German book: A Short Introduction To Elephants, Vol.16
The Icelandic book: Defrosting An Elephant
The Swiss book: Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With
His Elephants
The Canadian book: Elephants: A Federal Or Provincial Issue?
The Swedish book: How To Reduce Your Taxes With An Elephant
A Scots one: How to win at polo.
Another French one: Hoe to profit from CAP by farming elephants
Spanish one: Profiting from Elephants' Holiday Homes
An African one: What is an Elephant?
A Belgian one: Famous Belgian Elephants
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