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Monday, July 04, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Elephant books

Elephant books
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book: ‘The Sex Life Of The Elephant’
or: ‘1000 Ways To Cook Elephant’

The English book: ‘Elephants I Have Shot On Safari’

The Welsh book: ‘The Elephant And Its Influence On Welsh Language’ And
Culture’
or: ‘Oes Ysgol Tocynnau Eleffant Llanfairpwll Nhadau Coeden’

The American book: ‘How To Make Bigger And Better Elephants’

The Japanese book: ‘How To Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants’

The Greek book: ‘How To Sell Elephants For A Lot Of Money’

The Finnish book: ‘What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People?’

The German book: ‘A Short Introduction To Elephants, Vol.1–6’

The Icelandic book: ‘Defrosting An Elephant’

The Swiss book: ‘Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With
His Elephants’

The Canadian book: ‘Elephants: A Federal Or Provincial Issue?’

The Swedish book: ‘How To Reduce Your Taxes With An Elephant’

A Scots one: How to win at polo.

Another French one: Hoe to profit from CAP by farming elephants

Spanish one: Profiting from Elephants' Holiday Homes

An African one: What is an Elephant?

A Belgian one: Famous Belgian Elephants