[nilesfunnies] Fw: One day, a boy, raised in a computer-professional information

One day, a boy, raised in a computer-professional information
technology family, asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His Dad thinks for a while, sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess
one day you would have to find out anyway!

"Well, you see son, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We entered into a secure folder, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had a firewall, but it was too late to hit the
Delete button.

Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her operating
system.

Then, nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male!"

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