[nilesfunnies] London

First Suicide Bomber:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of weapons technology.
Second Suicide Bomber:
Nothing like a good package of high grade military munitions, eh,
Mohammed?
Third Suicide Bomber:
You're right there, Hasib.
Fourth Suicide Bomber:
Who'd have thought, thirty month ago today, we'd all be sittin' here
wearing high grade military munitions, eh?
First Suicide Bomber:
In them days we was glad to have a pound of plastic explosive.
Second Suicide Bomber:
A pound of own-brand plastic explosive.
Fourth Suicide Bomber:
Without a fuse or detonator.
Third Suicide Bomber:
Or explosive.
First Suicide Bomber:
With a broken timer.
Fourth Suicide Bomber:
Oh, we never had a timer. We used to have to light the fuse with a
cigarette lighter.
Second Suicide Bomber:
The best we could manage was to strike a used Swan Vesta.
Third Suicide Bomber:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
First Suicide Bomber:
Because we were poor. My old Mullah used to say to me, "Money doesn't
buy you Paradise, son".

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