[nilesfunnies] Fw: How many members

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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a
lightbulb-
?
At least ten:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed;

3. One to blame Bill (and Hillary) for the light bulb being burned out;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a
new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country!

[For anyone not familiar with American lightbulbs, they use the Edison
screw fitting instead of the bayonet that we use.]