[nilesfunnies] Fw: Lawyers...

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A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are wankers!"

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that."

The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded "No, I'm a wanker."