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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Political correctness

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Recently I received a warning about the use of the politically incorrect
term "Towel Heads".

We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been
informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts, our religion, our
freedom, and our way of life in general, and who want to kill all of us
for the greater glory of Allah - do not like to be called "Towel Heads".

This is because the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but
actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward you should only refer to them as
"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.