[nilesfunnies] Fw: Revenge is sweet
Revenge is sweet
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and
put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or two and said he
would let us know when we could come and collect her.
My husband, (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks"
My husband and the vet do not see eye to eye. He calls my
husband El-cheap-o and my husband calls the vet El-take-o.
They love to hate each other.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
which is just next door to the vet. The doctors office was
full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously
seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and
said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now
smells like a rose and, by the way, I think she is pregnant.
God knows who the father is!"
And he quietly closed the door.
NOW THAT IS REVENGE !!!!!!!
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