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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Young love

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Young love

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding
hands, and gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the
boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed. Then
the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed. Then
the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."

The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit
more serious this time."

"Really?" said the girl, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request.

Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me those first
two pennies?"

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